This Week in Insanity . . .

Jul122010

So I’ve been kind of all over the place this summer (you may have noticed the “12 Days of Lavender” only lasted eight days), and I thought I should tell you why.

Moving:
When I found out Lani was moving in, I cleared out the third floor and renovated it into an apartment for her and the girls. It made good sense from a real estate point of view–there was a lot of wasted space up there–but it meant that everything I’d had stored up there, fifty years of stuff in three different rooms, went down to the first floor in stacks. A year passed and I decided for many reasons to move from the second floor (main floor) to the first floor (the dachshunds shouldn’t be climbing stairs, I wanted a smaller space for my stuff, we could share the second floor as community space with the big kitchen, living room, and dining room, my old master suite would make a great guest suite, etc.). Then I went downstairs and realized the scope of my folly: fifty years of stuff down there. I moved down anyway, and I’ve been living in a landfill for about a month, moving stuff out as I could, scrubbing and painting and putting up woodwork. I love the space, but the mess is driving me crazy, so every spare moment, I sort and clean. Goodwill is about to get very lucky.

Writing:
Lavender is six weeks overdue and getting more complicated as I write it. I like this book a lot, and the complications are making it a lot richer, but I have to FINISH THE DAMN THING. I’m at the white board stage now, so it’s looking good, but jeez louise it’s taking forever.

Rewriting:
Some of you may remember the Trust Me On This cover post. I thought we were good to go and so did Bantam, but a major distributor hated the cover and cut its order by 35,000 copies because of that. Thatsa lotta copies, so we went back to the drawing board. The kicker: They liked the dog on The Cinderella Deal cover. They’d really like another dog. There is no dog in Trust Me On This. We thought about just slapping a dog cover on the book, but that would be dishonest. So instead, I edited the book and put a dog in. I know, I know, but you know what? I think it’s better with the dog. His name is Walter. Well, I like him.

Promotion:
Maybe This Time is out in six weeks, which means we’re in overdrive working on promotional stuff that will hit in about a month. (From the middle of August to September first, this blog will be Maybe This Time, 24/7. Fortunately, you’ll be on vacation so you can avoid it.) I perfected Andie’s banana bread recipe–at least Lani said, “This is the one,” but that might just be because she was so damn sick of banana bread–rounded up the soundtrack, did an interview with SEP on Amazon, wrote a piece on stealing from The Turn of the Screw, took pictures of the finished collage . . . well, you get the drift. I’d like to work on my current book, but my last book is vampiring all my time.

Popcorn Dialogues:
I love this project. I can believe how fast Friday comes around, but I’m learning so much from it. I want to do a summing-up podcast for the first six, but I have this book to write . . .

Kids and Dogs:
And then there’s family dinner and spending time in the sun with the pack and discussing Mega Jump and the Theodosia books and playing Uno and Go Fish, not to mention the trauma of slashing a dog while trying to groom her (she still trusts me, god knows why).

So my apologies if the blog has been uneven. I’ll get pics up for the downstairs as I finish the four rooms (they make the old office pictures look like a minimalist hospital). I’ll show you the new cover for the new Walter-added Trust Me On This. I will even show you the horrible job we did trying to trim Mona (she looks like Lyle chewed her up and spat her out). And I’ll keep you updated on Lavender (I’m rewriting the Mom scene now). So nothing but good times ahead.

Sorry for the disorganization. Argh.

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54 Comments to 'This Week in Insanity . . .'

On July 12, 2010 at 1:44 am Micki said...

Oh, my, if only I were that disorganized. I’d get so much more done (-:.

Don’t worry about it; we’re still around.

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On July 12, 2010 at 2:22 am Thea said...

You rewrote an entire book to legitimize a *doggie* cover? Love the doggies, love the large sales, but, wow, impressive. After that feat, surely you can shed the detritus of fifty years. And please disclose the location of the lucky Goodwill outlet.

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On July 12, 2010 at 2:50 am Deanna Nelle said...

I remember those office pictures- it made me happy to know I wasn’t the only person in the world who lives like a badger. You’ve GOT to show us the before pictures- if only so we have a visual in case we need to dig you out… ;-)

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On July 12, 2010 at 10:52 am Jenny said...

Oh, I will.
You’ll cringe. I cringe and I live here.

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On July 12, 2010 at 3:11 am Merry said...

I bought my first Crusie book at a Goodwill. I took a chance because a)I’d heard this author might possibly know how to write and b)the cover included a dog in the pic.

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On July 12, 2010 at 10:53 am Jenny said...

SEE. Walter was necessary.

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On July 12, 2010 at 7:25 am kyrathered said...

You are like a deep sea fish … you do really well under pressure. We are all rooting for you.

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On July 12, 2010 at 8:23 am Chelle said...

Wait, wait…you wrote a book without a dog? Yeah yeah, you put one in, but YOU wrote a book without a dog?

Is that legal?

:-)

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On July 12, 2010 at 10:53 am Jenny said...

It takes place in a hotel. 95% of what I put in was the heroine thinking about Walter. He only makes one appearance at the end when he meets the hero.

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On July 12, 2010 at 8:52 am AgTigress said...

Goodness, I started to feel tired just reading all that.
I am speechless about the book distributors demanding a cover with a dog, even though there wasn’t one in the book! Do they think that people buy books as somewhat thicker alternatives to pictures, to frame them and hang them on the wall? Does it not occur to them that people actually open those things with pages of print in them and read the WORDS? Duh.
Anyway, an added Crusie canine can only be good, but I’d have wanted to bang someone’s head against the wall.

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On July 12, 2010 at 10:54 am Jenny said...

What they want is a cover that will sell a lot of books.
The Cinderella Deal sold like hotcakes (thanks to all of you, not the dog) so now they want another dog.
I’ve never done this before, but I really do think Walter improves the book by making the heroine warmer. She misses her dog. It’s sweet.

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On July 12, 2010 at 9:39 am Allie said...

But before pictures make after pictures so much more interesting!

(Also, YOU ADDED A DOG. I don’t know where I stand on this. On one hand, it’s such an usual rewrite for such a weird reason, I feel twitchy; on the other, what a great excuse for me to buy another copy!)

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On July 12, 2010 at 9:49 am Bonnie C said...

Whew! I’m exhausted just reading this! I’ll just go lay down and take a nap on your behalf. ;p

I’m a little flummoxed over the cover thing. I had no idea the distributors cared what the cover looked like! But 35k books is 35k books, so I can totally see where you’re coming from.

Good luck on the reno!

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On July 12, 2010 at 10:24 am Brussel Sprout said...

This morning I went into Minion No.2′s room to try and wade through the old playmobil and sort out stuff that he is now too old for…and we were making some progress although his bed is now covered with pandas, snakes, tigers and penguins that he cannot bear to send to other homes, not to mention a Cyberman helmet which digitises your voice and a lot of Dr Who action figures plus 55m old Scooby Doo and Simpsons comix…then DH came in and said, “you can’t get rid of that…or that…we paid good money for that…”

I have lost the will to live and have returned to proofreading and rewrites on current WIP. The bedroom looks like a bomb just exploded in Toys-R-Us. aaaaarghghghghghgh

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On July 12, 2010 at 10:44 am me said...

I never knew a distributor could dictate such weird things. Had they even read the book? (Apparently not.) I can’t say I’ve ever/never bought a book just because a dog (or anything in particular) was or wasn’t on the cover. (I can’t buy this book on baking, there’s no dog. Sheesh!)

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On July 12, 2010 at 10:58 am Jenny said...

A big bookstore chain nixed a butterfly on the cover of Maybe This Time. The buyer there who is hugely powerful doesn’t like butterflies on the covers of books. When was the last time you saw a butterfly on the cover of a book aimed at bestsellerdom?
The cover and the title are part of marketing. Big distributors and big chains are the first customers for marketing. It’s just practical and it’s not at all unusual. When Tell Me Lies first came out, one big chain hated the cover (remember the candy hearts), so the publisher flew me to Ann Arbor for lunch so we could talk them into keeping it because we pretty sure that was going to be a great-selling cover. It’s just part of the game.

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On July 12, 2010 at 2:29 pm Verona St. James said...

Ah…the no-butterflies thing has just helped me solve a lingering puzzlement over why the original beautiful cover for Holly Black’s Tithe was given a hack-job at the re-issue.

It has butterfly wings.

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On July 12, 2010 at 11:11 am Eve said...

AUCTION!AUCTION!AUCTION! You have 5,000 fans on here and we all want a keepsake and you have the expensive renovation so really it makes sense :) ) Besides old stuff is just so much more fascinating than new stuff.

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On July 12, 2010 at 11:24 am Jenny said...

Exploit the Argh People to get rid of my junk? No.
We did have a plan to set up a blog tied to ebay where we’d put stuff up for real on the auction site and then talk about what was up for sale in our personas on the blog which were HYSTERICAL. I think. It was going to be too much work so that’s on hold although we may do it anyway.

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On July 13, 2010 at 11:11 am Bethany (Betty Clawed) said...

Not to exploit the Argh people, but I was talking with my boyfriend yesterday about this (he seems fascinated that I read blogs by 2 authors who live together whose books have the top shelf of visibility in my too small book area–darn studio apartment) and he suggested that you could get rid of your stuff by exploiting us for charity, possibly the rescue where you got your dogs? It’d be a perfect use for the Dogs&Goddesses collage at least…
Also, probably unneccessary PSA, if you find old blankets, chair cushions, or towels that are past human use but otherwise clean (stains are ok), your local animal shelter would probably praise you to high heavens for them.
And done being overly pushy.

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On July 13, 2010 at 8:08 pm Jenny said...

We were planning on Goodwill because it puts people to work. But yep, raising money for dachshund rescue would also be good. Or finished the bathroom down here would be good, too. Mostly I just need to get it OUT of here and into the garage. Then when the weather cools down, we’ll sort through the garage–trash, Goodwill, whatever–and we’ll be able to park the cars in there again. Well, not again, for the first time, but you know what I mean.

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On July 14, 2010 at 11:14 am Bethany (Betty Clawed) said...

Thanks. Sorry for the pushy. Good luck.

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On July 12, 2010 at 12:04 pm Eve said...

I’m slightly lost as to the blog/hysterical part but I’m all for it!

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On July 12, 2010 at 12:24 pm Skye said...

The big question is really this: can you still see the river from your “new” digs? Do you still have a great view?

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On July 12, 2010 at 4:06 pm Jenny said...

I could if I cut the weeds down on the other side of the fence between the house and the river. It’s on my list.

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On July 12, 2010 at 8:09 pm Michelle from Texas said...

Oh dear Lord, The List. I have a List. Every time I think it’s almost complete, I think of more stuff to do. That, and I keep putting off the awful stuff. I’ve had “Clean the garage :-( ” on the list for months, and I don’t wanna!

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On July 12, 2010 at 10:08 pm Merry said...

The thing is, you need to be damn selective about what goes on the list in the first place.
My list includes the following:
- whine
- wine
- sleep in
- daydream

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On July 12, 2010 at 12:42 pm Carol Anne said...

Lately, I have seen a few book covers which look suspiciously like the dog from the Cinderella Deal book cover. My first thought was they were stealing from Jenny Crusie. It did not look like an homage to you, just using the dog to catch the eye, which it did.

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On July 12, 2010 at 4:18 pm Jenny said...

Dogs are popular on book covers, I think. I don’t think anybody would copy that TCD cover.

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On July 12, 2010 at 12:43 pm Carol Anne said...

This should be on the other blog post, it is Monday.

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On July 12, 2010 at 12:49 pm Kate said...

Thank you for keeping on! Remember – breathe. :)

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On July 12, 2010 at 12:54 pm Chrissy said...

I just saw your book “Trust Me On This” on Amazon’s website and it has a cover with a drink on it – it looks like a Cosmopolitan. But no dog???

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On July 19, 2010 at 4:29 am Jenny said...

Old cover. New cover coming up.

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On July 12, 2010 at 12:57 pm skay said...

I am so glad you added Walter. I know he will really make that book.

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On July 12, 2010 at 1:55 pm Sure Thing said...

Maybe someone’s already said this but a book distributor but an order based on a cover?

Didn’t anybody teach them not to judge books based on covers?

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On July 12, 2010 at 4:20 pm Jenny said...

The single most powerful reason people buy books, after the name on the cover, is the cover design. It can make or break a book. The distributor looked at the drink cover and said, “That won’t sell, so we’re not going to buy as many of them.” It’s a business decision. And for all I know, they’re right.
It’s publishing.

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On July 13, 2010 at 4:43 pm Verona St. James said...

But in the poll we took here on Argh didn’t hardly anyone buy based on covers?

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On July 13, 2010 at 8:03 pm Jenny said...

Here, yep. In the great outer world, it’s the single biggest factor, next to the name.

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On July 14, 2010 at 12:06 am Verona St. James said...

Huh.

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On July 12, 2010 at 2:02 pm Sure Thing said...

Cut, not but. Sorry, mobile posting and the phone’s predictive text sometimes re- formats when I go to the submit button.

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On July 12, 2010 at 3:20 pm CrankyOtter said...

Huh. A dog in Trust me on This. I own an old, expensive copy already, but now that there’s a dog… too funny. I can’t believe that was your solution, but then again, you’re you so I can.

I have similar issues with stuff – although less of a collection. I’ve deliberately lived in small spaces to force myself to choose (that and affordability), but that doesn’t work in and of itself, I hired an organizer in January to come over every other weekend for 4 hours and help me clean out clutter. It’s only been recently that people walk in and say “this is a nice space” rather than “you have a lot of stuff”. It feels great and works even better, and I still haven’t collected all the crafting stuff from the 5 places it lives.

I have cleared out oodles and oodles of ill-fitting clothes. I’ve donated almost an entire household’s worth of goods (including 2 whisks) to Mexicali earthquake relief efforts (I’m sure they need whisks) and may a 1/3 of a household worth of goods (flatware for 4 plus a couple good knives, clothes, bedding, curtains, towels…) to Guatemalan flood survivors, and all this without compromising my current wardrobe, bath supplies (seriously, did I need 8 extra toothbrushes? 3 extra should be plenty). And every time I make a sweep like this, I’m shocked at how much extraneous crap I have that I just plain don’t need because I’ll never wear my 5th favorite sweatshirt when I only ever wear the 1st and 2nd favorites. It helps if I know it’s going somewhere useful.

Which is to say that you have one packed/crammed schedule and I’m amazed you made progress on ANY of it, let alone finished some of it. Good luck to you on cleaning out your 50 years of clutter (a good friend and wine probably help with that, even if just to giggle over what you’ve kept). Looking forward to the dogs, the ghosts, and please don’t run yourself too ragged.

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On July 12, 2010 at 4:28 pm Jenny said...

Lani’s been a huge help, but mostly it has to be me saying, “This has to go, this has to stay.” She keeps saying, “Let’s back up a truck and put it all in there,” but I keep finding stuff that’s necessary–like the cord to my camera–and the more stuff I don’t have to buy again, the better off I am. But I’m taking out loads of trash and I have a good start on a Goodwill pile and I can see the end in sight down here. Really, by the end of the month I should have this floor cleaned out.
Then I start on the second floor. Thank God I got all of my stuff out of the third floor when Lani moved in or I’d have to kill myself.

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On July 12, 2010 at 3:33 pm Clever Cherry aka Judy Long said...

Wow all this and you write great books too. I am overwhelmed just reading it.

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On July 12, 2010 at 3:59 pm Deborah Blake said...

I liked the previous cover with the dog on it, but that sure isn’t why I bought the book. I bought the book because the cover had Jennifer Crusie on it. They could print directions for making toast and put your name on it, and I’d buy it. (Because I know they’d be the funniest most original directions for making toast ever.)

Sigh. I love being a writer, but publishing is the strangest industry since professional chicken-sexing.

And I’d go to Ebay and buy your old stuff. Not because I’m a stalker or anything. Just because I’m supportive that way :-)

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On July 12, 2010 at 4:31 pm Jenny said...

You know, some of this stuff is INTERESTING. Most of it is just run of the mill which is what’s going to Goodwill, but some of it is the weirdness I’ve picked up over the years. That’ll be the last to go, as Lani says, “But nobody needs a cast bronze candleabra of birds sitting on branches that falls over a lot.” Yes, but . . .

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On July 13, 2010 at 1:52 am Jessie said...

Cast bronze candelabra with birds!!! Falling over is not a problem. You just use the silly putty like stuff to hold it down. Put it on ebay. I love bronze.

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On July 13, 2010 at 9:24 am McB said...

Wait! Is it the birds that fall over a lot, or the branches?

After thinking about it, I can see why the distributor wants a dog on the cover. Some things say “cutesy” which may be why the one guy nixed the candy hearts originally. Dogs say “warm and quirky” which is actually a decent description of your books.

The important thing is that there is an almost like new Crusie coming out; at least it has new stuff in it, so that’s fun.

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On July 12, 2010 at 4:28 pm Jackie said...

I wonder if I could hold off the addition of a dog to my household by foisting your books on my cohouseholders? They would be busy reading about dogs and other funny things and wouldn’t have time to argue about what kind of dog to get…

It’s not that I don’t want a dog, it’s that certain people want a golden retriever – an 80 lb dog who thinks he’s a lapdog. We are couch potatoes. we would not be a good match.

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On July 12, 2010 at 4:29 pm Jackie said...

Oh, yes, I’d buy some of your old stuff, but I’d have to sell my old stuff first. You looking for anything in particular? We could trade….

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On July 12, 2010 at 6:16 pm KellyJ said...

Disorganization = Creativity, right? Right? I hope so, or else I am just messy for no good reason.

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On July 12, 2010 at 11:46 pm Kelly S said...

I’m glad that you are content with the re-write, but I’m not certain that I’m supportive of the publisher’s “dog on cover = best seller” theory. What about cat people? Or people who like to drink? ;) Of course, the old cover isn’t the most attractive thing anymore, which I’m happy to say I have a copy of. I’m wondering if it will go up in value since it contains the original story, hmm…

Good luck with everything!

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On July 13, 2010 at 11:11 am Meredith B. said...

Oh, my God. My brain just shorted out for about fifteen seconds and all I could think was, “Tell me this is not somehow my employer’s fault.”

I’m glad that Walter is good and that you like him. That’s all good. Now I’m going to go have a cup of Earl Grey and contemplate the pros and cons of having a nice little existential crisis over the power of book distributors, the ethics and morals of the bookselling industry in general, etc.

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On July 13, 2010 at 3:23 pm Susan D said...

A dog named Walter in Trust Me on This? Oh, Jenny, Jenny, Jenny…. Now I’ll HAVE to go out and buy it, even though I own a perfectly good original edition sent to me from New Zealand.

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On July 13, 2010 at 6:35 pm francois said...

I’d avoid a book with a dog on a cover, which is silly because I’m only allergic to them in real life.

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