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Call For Papers: Nothing But Good Times Ahead

Jan312008

As I told the Mysterious Laura, this always makes me feel all warm inside and embarrassed outside: Eric Selinger and Laura Vivanco are compiling a collection of essays on, uh, my work, and would like you to know about it. They’re calling it Nothing But Good Times Ahead:The Novels of Jennifer Crusie, and the deadline for submitting ideas is May 1. The text of the CFP is below, but if you’re interested, I’d suggest following the above link to their blog and reading their posts because that will tell you what terrific people they are to work with. Actually, I’d suggest you go there anyway; it’s the best academic discussion of romance anywhere on the net.

Nothing But Good Times Ahead: the Novels of Jennifer Crusie

Edited by Eric Murphy Selinger and Laura Vivanco

Additional contributions are invited for a collection of critical essays on the work of Jennifer Crusie. Two publishers have expressed interest
in the volume, but we would like to add to it before we submit the full manuscript.

Nothing But Good Times Ahead: the Novels of Jennifer Crusie will mark a turning point in the critical study of romance fiction, even as it
demonstrates the richness of this author’s work as both an innovator in, and theorist of, her chosen genre.

Crusie’s category and single-title romances have won numerous awards, and in a genre where most books go out of print quite soon after publication, hers have been repeatedly reissued. Crusie’s essays in defense of the genre articulate a theoretically sophisticated, ardently feminist argument on its behalf, and her novels, too, engage in cultural critique, subtly challenging readers’ expectations about what romance heroines, heroes, plot structures, and love scenes can be, while affirming the deeply-rooted optimism of the romance novel as a form.

We invite critical essays on the full range of Crusie’s novels, from her early category romances to her recent collaborations, whether read
individually or comparatively.

All critical, theoretical, and methodological approaches are welcome; indeed, we encourage critics who do not ordinarily work on popular culture or romance fiction to submit abstracts for our consideration.

Here is a suggestive, but not exhaustive list of possible topics:

* Magic, whether literal (as in The Unfortunate Miss Fortunes),metaphorical (i.e. “Fate,” in Bet Me), or authorial (magic as a figure for creativity more generally).
* Food: a recurring motif in Crusie’s work, and one rich with allusive, symbolic, and other meanings. Apples, cherries, Krispy Kremes, chicken marsala, pancakes, Mob Food; eating alone or together.
* Aging: Crusie has repeatedly explored the narrative and thematic possibilities of older heroines, whether as central or supporting characters.
* Homes: literal and symbolic; domestic and communal; threatened and sheltering.
* Crusie and the genres of romance and comedy, broadly and theoretically defined.
* Crusie as theorist of romance: her essays, her criticism, her reflections online.
* Crusie’s work as it relates to developments in romance fiction over the past twenty years.
* Crusie’s romances as feminist novels, or more broadly, Crusie’s efforts to promote and exemplify romance fiction as a feminist genre.

Nothing But Good Times Ahead has the potential to reach audiences both inside and outside the academy. Our intended audience includes not only professors of popular culture, women’s studies, American studies, and literature, but also the intelligent, well-educated, and enthusiastically literate community of romance readers.

We will consider abstracts (approximately 500 words), conference papers, and full-length essays. All submissions should be e-mailed to Eric Murphy Selinger (eselinge@depaul.edu) and Laura Vivanco (nothingbut@vivanco.me.uk) no later than May 1, 2008. Earlier is better!

For more information, including a fuller description of the book, visit http://www.vivanco.me.uk/modern_romance_scholarship/nothing_but.

Stranger Than Fiction

Jan282008

My head has been exploding all week because I’m in that part of the book where I stop futzing around with plot and dialogue and try to make the whole thing work, try to understand the characters who’ve shown up, make sure their actions and their emotions are true and not something left over from an early draft when I was just trying to get them on the page. It’s the time when I panic, every time, because it’s the make-it-or-break-it part of the book, and sometimes I don’t make it. If I’m collaborating, the book gets done anyway, but my characters don’t quite breathe the way I want them to. So Panic Time.

Since Panic Time tends to freeze me in place because I don’t want to go over the edge, I do other things, calming things. Like crochet. And this week, videos. I’d been putting off Stranger Than Fiction for quite awhile but last night it seemed like a good movie for me: I knew there was a scene where Emma Thompson, who plays a novelist, stands on the edge of a building, ready to jump. Perfect.

Warning: There are spoilers in here, BIG ones. Don’t read on if you haven’t seen the movie because the movie is very good and should not be spoiled, and I’m going to talk about the end.

The protagonist of Stranger Than Fiction isn’t Karen Eiffel, Thompson’s character, it’s Harold Crick, who is the protagonist in Karen’s novel who is also real and who suddenly begins to hear her narration in his head. Since Karen writes in third person omnicsicent, Harold doesn’t have much say in his life, he pretty much does whatever she types. That’s disconcerting enough but then he hears her say, in the fine old tradition of the omniscient writer, “Little did he know . . .” and finds out he’s going to die. Harold sets out frantically to find his narrator before she keystrokes him out of his life, and along the way, just as you knew he would, he finds his life. It’s a film that’s amiable to the point of being slow, but everybody does such good work in it that you stick around to watch the actors and appreciate the visuals even if, like Harold, you check your watch now and then.

The slower pace gave me a lot of time to wander around in this movie, and it’s a good movie to wander in visually. I loved the sets here. The IRS offices where Harold works are the neutral cubicles you’d expect, with backlit file rooms that are nicely ominous and 2001, but the fun stuff was in the characters’ homes. Harold lives in a beige apartment, no surprise, but his best friend lives in a great Jetson-retro space that not only fits his sweetly nerdy personality but celebrates it. Harold’s love interest, the gypsy-like Ana, lives in a riot of color and Grandma-retro: crocheted rose-afghans, overstuffed furniture, and bright thirties colors, all jumbled together, the exact antithesis of Harold’s apartment. The one set that threw me as Way Too Symbolic was Karen’s apartment which was evidently designed by Frigidaire, minimalist to the point of emptiness, which works beautifully as a metaphor for writer’s block, but which told me nothing about her as a character since she was clearly not a minimalist person, so it was one place where the metaphor stepped on the character.

The other visual that caught me was the GUI (Graphic User Interface) that was salted throughout the movie, showing in images on the screen how Harold processed the world, counting and estimating things, seeing maps in his head, the visual equivalent of omniscient POV. In a less stylized movie, it would have been distracting, but this is a fantasy, a movie about ideas more than people (although the people are charming) and it fit the cleverness of the concept and made me want to do more of that in my own work. With every book, I get more visually involved–in D&G we’re experimenting with type to see what that does visually for the story on the page–and the pleasures and pitfalls of that approach are clear here: the GUI is delightfully inventive and it tells you a lot about Harold, but it tells, it doesn’t let the actor/character show you through actions. In other words, it’s great for third person omniscient, possibly not so good for third limited, since any futzing with GUI or type says, “Hey, there’s an AUTHOR here, look at this.” The key is to integrate it so completely into the story that the reader/viewer just feels it’s part of that world and doesn’t notice it as an authorial hand, pointing the way.

None of that was a problem in Stranger Than Fiction because it’s so blatantly metaphorical all the way through. When Harold tries refusing to change by never leaving his apartment, a wrecking crew puts a crane into his window and scoops out the living room. In a different movie, this would have been anvilicious, but this entire movie is anvilicious so it works. Harold’s watch as a symbol of both time-as-a-prison and time-as-a-savior isn’t hinted at, the narrator flat out tells you. Ana the Baker’s attempts to explain to Harold that she doesn’t want her tax shortage fixed, that her refusal to pay was a statement/symbol/metaphor, emphasizes Harold’s inability to see the meaning in the metaphors that the movie pelts him with. Even Harold’s best friend’s earnest statement that of course adults can go to Space Camp telegraphs that Harold must believe in Space Camp or be lost to the numbers and Karen’s homicidal typing.

All of this makes for a movie with a very shiny surface that is opaque until the last few minutes; you watch Harold and you sympathize with him but you don’t engage until he goes knowingly to his death. By then the GUI has disappeared because Harold’s living his life, and you see him winding up his affairs, taking care of the people he loves, and you think, “But he can’t die, I like him.” The lit professor Harold goes to for help reads the book and tells Harold that he must die because the book is brilliant, and if he doesn’t die, it will be ruined: Harold must die for Art. Harold reads the book and agrees. And it’s here that the movie turns in upon itself and becomes an even more complex metaphor because Karen stops before she types the last two letters of “dead” and changes the ending from her longhand draft, and Harold lives. It makes the book only “okay” instead of “brilliant,” and it trivializes everything that’s gone before by giving Harold and everyone else in the story a happy ending; if Harold had died for Art, this would have been a tragic little film about how we’re all really pawns in the hands of a great Author and can only try to live our lives to the fullest before the Author types “The End.” Or something like that.

But instead, like Karen, Stranger Than Fiction chooses “okay” with a happy ending instead of “great” with a tragic ending and becomes a big, popular movie that people can enjoy without wanting to cut their throats at the end. It’s not Incisive and Illuminating–that Carpe Diem thing has been around for awhile–nor is it a commentary on the sterility of modern life or our need to break free of the numbers that rule our lives or . . . It’s just this movie about a man discovering that his life has been smothered and trying to do the right thing with his limited imagination and his unlimited sweetness. Ultimately, I think that’s what this movie is: sardonically sweet. It tries to do the right thing within a framework that clearly screams “film-of-ideas” almost stopping its own pulse with aren’t-we-clever writing only to ultimately reject cleverness for heart. The movie makes the same journey that Harold does, and I think that’s brilliant.

I was happy at the end and intrigued by the ideas beneath the Ideas and inspired by the visuals, so I definitely recommend Stranger Than Fiction, but it still remains for me a movie of ideas, not a movie about people. It couldn’t be, no matter how brilliant the actors are at inhabiting this world, because this film has too much it wants to tell you. It’s the curse and blessing of the omniscient narrator: you never get out of the Author’s grasp. So in the end, this is a movie I’ll probably watch again to see exactly how the foreshadowing and the structure worked–which is pretty much standard for me with any story I enjoyed whether it’s film, novel, TV series, graphic novel–and I’ll go back to Stranger Than Fiction in particular because I want to see how the GUI works again, but I won’t go back for the characters or the story, as pleasant as they are. I got the Idea, so I don’t need to.

But it’s a great Idea and well worth a viewing.

Random Sunday

Jan202008

I’m having one of those weeks where my brains are dribbling out my ears. No trauma, just delay after frustration after setback. Must be the Mars retrograde. So I have nothing for Argh except a bunch of ideas that are never going to turn into full posts. They’re the blog equivalents of one sock in the drawer.

For example, I cleaned out my make-up drawer and found some strange things, most of it tubes of stuff from Free Gifts (although if you have to spend twenty bucks to get it, is it free?). One of them was Pore Minimizer from Clinique. I squirted out some and it was really thick so I put it on my face and realized what it was: skin spackle. And I thought maybe they should just call it what it was, and then realized that Clinique Skin Spackle just didn’t have a good ring to it. Then I wondered if Dap would switch to Wall Crack Minimizer, but I realized that people don’t want wall cracks minimized, they want them gone. So I guess Clinique and Dap know what they’re doing.

The shelf life for non-diet soft drinks is nine months, for diet drinks, three months. I thought they lasted forever. Like Twinkies.

You know, sometimes a “duh” is not a “duh.” A hospital in Texas where a newborn was stolen had a spokesman who said, “We’ve got to work on our security.” Duh. Or that woman in Idaho whose cat went berserk and bit her, leaving her with over twenty puncture wounds, who said she was ready to part with the cat since that wasn’t the first time it had bit her. Duh. Except these answers are vastly superior to “No, I think our security is just fine, thanks,” and “I’m sure Snoogums was just having a bad day so I’m going to be nicer to her in the future.” People who say, “You know, that was a mistake,” after making big mistakes should be applauded. Especially since there’s not a lot of that going around these days.

I deleted a spam comment that said “Mad porn thumb.” I kind of regret not clicking the link.

I got a book called The Cake Mix Cookie Book because I wanted a speedy way to make cookies. They all turned out tasting like cake mix and they weren’t any faster to make. Why do I always fall for the short cuts that aren’t? The icing recipes in the back were terrific, though.

I’m spending a lot of my time these days doing the Poop Cheer. I stagger out of bed in the morning, take four dogs down the stairs and outside into the cold, and then wait for action. “YAY, Veronica, that’s my girl!” “Hooray, Milton, way to go!” “Wolfie, you’re the man!” “That’s my Lucy!” Then we go back upstairs where it’s warm. I made the mistake of taking my phone with me once while I was talking to Mollie. She said, “You’re kidding, right?” That’s because she has cats. You don’t have to housetrain those.

I have HGTV fatigue. I used to go there for mental Valium, watch people hunt for houses or tear down walls, but now they have so many peppy out-of-work actors baring their teeth at home owners trying to score a new kitchen that I wander off. And then there’s the false suspense: “The value of your house today isssssssss . . . .” and everybody looks stupid while the seconds tick away and I think, “Oh, please. This is not Psycho, plus whatever the value of that house was when you filmed this, it’s not that now, so let’s see some real drama, go back now and tell them how much equity they’ve lost in the housing slump.”

On the other hand, I’ll take HGTV over the Military Channel. I watched the Green Beret episode of Weaponology because Bob was on–he did a fabulous job, too–but the whole thing seemed like a gun nut’s dream. I know, I know, it’s Weaponology, it’s supposed to be a gun nut’s dream, but still. And now I’m trying to imagine HGTV doing Weaponology–”Our homeowners have three guns to choose from . . .” Actually, I live that every time Bob comes to stay because there’s always some point at which we’re out on the deck and he says, “Here’s where you place the machine guns,” and he doesn’t mean as a focal point. Then he tells me the Korean Restaurant Story.

Research continues on Mesopotamia. Except I’ve just realized that my goddess and king were probably Proto-Hittite. There go a lot of Mesopotamian jokes, and I don’t see anything snappy coming up in the Proto-Hittite arena to replace them.

Somebody on a list I’m on was talking about bad books you love. I don’t understand how a book you love could be bad. It sounds like a pre-emptive strike: You know other people think the writing’s lousy or the plot stinks, so you say, “I know it’s not a great book, but I love it.” I’d go with “I love this book,” and then stare down anybody who tries to make me feel dumb.

I have this overwhelming urge to take down the wall between my pantry and my TV room. I dream about it at night. I’m not doing it because I have guests coming on the 6th and because I don’t know if it’s a load-bearing wall. I’m pretty sure it’s not, but that’s not the kind of thing you guess about. Bob’s coming to stay in March and he loves demo work, so maybe if I find out between now and then, he can take it down. And then if the upstairs falls into the TV room, I can blame him.

I know a professor in Australia who lets his dog sleep on the bed with him, which I mention because it’s one of the many things I love about him. Yesterday, my doctor told me his dog sleeps on the bed with him, too. This makes me feel much better about the four dogs who sleep on my bed. Professors, doctors, and me. Classy.

See, nothing there would have made a whole post. In fact, taken together they don’t make a whole post. But taken together they’re a pretty good symbol of my week. And Mars isn’t out of retreat for another week. Don’t hold your breath waiting for coherency on Argh. We have that scheduled for February.

Wishing you all the best for the rest of the Mars retrograde . . .

The Mess: A Synopsis

Jan162008

Gennita Low has done the Plagiarism Hoo-ra as Greek Theater.
You’re gonna laugh . . .

Addendum:
Then go read Meljean .

Review: Stupid Sock Creatures Book & Kit

Jan142008

Stupid Sock Creatures by John Murphy tells you how to make bizarre and frightening sock . . . things.

The first 37 pages of the book are about the zen of creature making along with basic skils. The next 65 are detailed instructions on how to make eight specific creatures, Jordan, Owlsley, Red Wetty, Wronky, Estelle, Syd, Claude, and Genevieve, with a short description of the creature’s life philosophy (“Jordan is confident that you will utterly screw up this pattern. In fact, he’s slept very little over the course of the week anticipating all your prospective blunders. If you decide to make this pattern, do it without his knowing”). The last twelve pages are a gallery of the author’s commissioned SSCs, guaranteed to give any kid nightmares unless she was, like, really cool. If I ever have a grandchild, the kid is getting several of these.

Stupid Sock

The kit packs the book in a good heavy box with a lid with a magnetic latch that you can keep your SSC-in-progress in, along with two pair of socks, fiberfill, needle, thread and buttons so that when you get the book, you can charge right ahead without having to gather materials. For someone like me, this was a godsend. Except that I really liked the striped socks in the kit and I didn’t want to cut them up. Lani said she’d make me striped socks, so I went for it.

I started with Estelle, because she said, “My pattern is fun for the entire family. Just tell your wife you’re out bowling,” and because she was made with one sock, and because she had a bone through her head. Triple threat. But the striped socks in the kit were too busy for her and the red socks would have been too shocking, so I ventured into my laundry room for socks and found these blue gray things with pink rosebuds on them that I must have been drunk when I bought. I looked back at the Estelle pattern and thought, “No, I’ll make up my own,” and ended up with a blue-gray muppet that just looked awkward because I over-worked it and because it was make from blue-gray socks with pink rosebuds. This turned out to be all right, though, because Veronica took one look at it and went bananas. It’s her favorite thing now. Score one for the Sock Creature book.

Then i was at Krogers and saw these fabulous black striped socks with stars on them. Had to have them. Came home and made a sock creature almost following the directions but not quite, and then decided that since babies choke on buttons, I’d crochet the eyes and whatever else I’d have used the buttons for. Many false starts and rip-outs later, I had the eyes on securely, which is when I remembered that it’s not buttons babies choke on, it’s small things. Like tiny crocheted eyes. If Mollie ever has a kid, I won’t be allowed near it.

But the problem artistically was that I kept trying too hard. I missed the point that Stupid Sock Creatures are alluring because they’re simple Stupid Sock Creatures. The more creative I got, the more they looked like bad stuffed animals. Rainbow Betty, the creature I made from the striped Krogers socks, gives me the creeps. i think it’s those staring eyes, although I do like the two strands of orange hair she has. So my next project will be, not from any of the patterns in the book because I never learn, but adaptations of them as The Mesopotamians in the cartoon video from They Might Be Giants (scroll to the bottom for the cartoon). Yes, I’m going to make Sargon, Hammurabi, Ashurbanipal, and Gilgamesh.

Because once you start with the Stupid Sock Creatures, you kinda get hooked.

Stupid Sock Creatures Book & Kit lists for $19.95, but Amazon has it for $13.57.

And here’s Rainbow Betty. I know, I know, what was I thinking? If I gave this to a grandchild, he’d look at Mollie and say, “Why does Grandma hate me?”

RBF

RBB

But the Mesopotamians are going to be fabulous.