Comments on: Tagging Agnes http://www.arghink.com/2007/05/19/tagging-agnes/ More than you ever wanted to hear from Bestselling Author Jenny Crusie. Fri, 10 Feb 2012 07:42:00 +0000 hourly 1 http://wordpress.org/?v=3.0.4 By: Heidi http://www.arghink.com/2007/05/19/tagging-agnes/#comment-5178 Heidi Sun, 27 May 2007 02:34:46 +0000 http://www.arghink.com/2007/05/19/tagging-agnes/#comment-5178 She caters a mob wedding to get the house of her dreams. He takes out the trash. She caters a mob wedding to get the house of her dreams. He takes out the trash.

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]]> By: Erica - Aussie CB http://www.arghink.com/2007/05/19/tagging-agnes/#comment-5177 Erica - Aussie CB Sun, 27 May 2007 01:57:39 +0000 http://www.arghink.com/2007/05/19/tagging-agnes/#comment-5177 This isn’t a tag-line offering, because it’s just a stray thought, but I keep remembering how my brothers’ answered the phone when they were teenagers: “Hello, Anderssen’s Crematorium – you kill ‘em, we grill ‘em.” *grin* This isn’t a tag-line offering, because it’s just a stray thought, but I keep remembering how my brothers’ answered the phone when they were teenagers:

“Hello, Anderssen’s Crematorium
– you kill ‘em, we grill ‘em.”

*grin*

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]]> By: Charity.Chari-Dee, Cherry Tea (Pick One) http://www.arghink.com/2007/05/19/tagging-agnes/#comment-5175 Charity.Chari-Dee, Cherry Tea (Pick One) Sun, 27 May 2007 01:57:09 +0000 http://www.arghink.com/2007/05/19/tagging-agnes/#comment-5175 It's Memorial Day week-end (read - I've had a beer or I wouldn't be doing this) so I'll give it a shot: Agnes and The Hitman: And You Thought Your Kitchen Was ( or, Got) Hot Agnes and The Hitman: It's A Crusie/Mayer - Do You Really Need A Hook Line? Agnes and The Hitman: Your Career or Your Life? Never Mind - They'll Take Them Both. Agnes and The Hitman: Food, Sex, Death. Need We Say More? Agnes and The Hitman: Frying Pan Meet Fire (I'm debating puncuation here. I've opted for none. I am no copy editor.) Agnes and The Hitman: First Comes love then Comes Marriage. So Where Does The Mob Fit In? Agnes and The Hitman: "Here Comes The Bride" Just Took On A Whole New Meaning. (That isn't meant as dirty as it sounds) Agnes and The Hitman: Am I Spelling Agnes Correctly? I have more ideas, just can't voice them (re: the beer). Liquid courage is for the birds. It’s Memorial Day week-end (read – I’ve had a beer or I wouldn’t be doing this) so I’ll give it a shot:

Agnes and The Hitman: And You Thought Your Kitchen Was ( or, Got) Hot

Agnes and The Hitman: It’s A Crusie/Mayer – Do You Really Need A Hook Line?

Agnes and The Hitman: Your Career or Your Life? Never Mind – They’ll Take Them Both.

Agnes and The Hitman: Food, Sex, Death. Need We Say More?

Agnes and The Hitman: Frying Pan Meet Fire (I’m debating puncuation here. I’ve opted for none. I am no copy editor.)

Agnes and The Hitman: First Comes love then Comes Marriage. So Where Does The Mob Fit In?

Agnes and The Hitman: “Here Comes The Bride” Just Took On A Whole New Meaning. (That isn’t meant as dirty as it sounds)

Agnes and The Hitman: Am I Spelling Agnes Correctly?

I have more ideas, just can’t voice them (re: the beer). Liquid courage is for the birds.

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]]> By: tennis41 http://www.arghink.com/2007/05/19/tagging-agnes/#comment-5174 tennis41 Sun, 27 May 2007 01:56:02 +0000 http://www.arghink.com/2007/05/19/tagging-agnes/#comment-5174 Start with Food Critic Agnes and Hitman Shane Mix in the mob Stir up the past Simmer over anger and fear And you've got murder Frying pans and guns: weapons of chioce for Agnes and the Hitman Start with Food Critic Agnes and Hitman Shane
Mix in the mob
Stir up the past
Simmer over anger and fear
And you’ve got murder

Frying pans and guns: weapons of chioce for Agnes and the Hitman

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]]> By: Lisa http://www.arghink.com/2007/05/19/tagging-agnes/#comment-5173 Lisa Sun, 27 May 2007 01:38:41 +0000 http://www.arghink.com/2007/05/19/tagging-agnes/#comment-5173 Shane makes Agnes an offer she can't refuse, and if you know what's good for you, you'll read this book! Shane makes Agnes an offer she can’t refuse, and if you know what’s good for you, you’ll read this book!

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]]> By: Michele http://www.arghink.com/2007/05/19/tagging-agnes/#comment-5172 Michele Sun, 27 May 2007 01:22:47 +0000 http://www.arghink.com/2007/05/19/tagging-agnes/#comment-5172 Now I have more.... Who would you rather be taken down by- a critic or a hitman? Shane. Agnes. Two names that can only mean one thing- murder and mayhem are right around the corner. Frying pan or gun...both dangerous when wielded by expert hands. Ok, so not the best attempts, but I had to try. Now I have more….

Who would you rather be taken down by- a critic or a hitman?

Shane. Agnes. Two names that can only mean one thing- murder and mayhem are right around the corner.

Frying pan or gun…both dangerous when wielded by expert hands.

Ok, so not the best attempts, but I had to try.

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]]> By: Michele http://www.arghink.com/2007/05/19/tagging-agnes/#comment-5171 Michele Sun, 27 May 2007 01:14:56 +0000 http://www.arghink.com/2007/05/19/tagging-agnes/#comment-5171 1 part cranky, 1 part killer- a recipe for disaster...or love? 1 part cranky, 1 part killer- a recipe for disaster…or love?

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]]> By: Phyllis http://www.arghink.com/2007/05/19/tagging-agnes/#comment-5170 Phyllis Sun, 27 May 2007 00:11:42 +0000 http://www.arghink.com/2007/05/19/tagging-agnes/#comment-5170 If you can't stand the heat, get out of her kitchen. A recipe for disaster - and for love. If you can’t stand the heat, get out of her kitchen.

A recipe for disaster – and for love.

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]]> By: Jennifer Gibbons http://www.arghink.com/2007/05/19/tagging-agnes/#comment-5168 Jennifer Gibbons Sat, 26 May 2007 23:46:17 +0000 http://www.arghink.com/2007/05/19/tagging-agnes/#comment-5168 Agnes and The Hitman: Love means never having to whack someone or eat bad food. Agnes and The Hitman: Love means never having to whack someone or eat bad food.

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]]> By: Mary the CB http://www.arghink.com/2007/05/19/tagging-agnes/#comment-5164 Mary the CB Sat, 26 May 2007 22:34:34 +0000 http://www.arghink.com/2007/05/19/tagging-agnes/#comment-5164 Ooh, ooh, I wanna be the 100th caller. (All right, the 100th poster) AATH: He thought love was a bitch. She knew love was a killer. (I didn't say I was going to be the best out of 100, did I?) Ooh, ooh, I wanna be the 100th caller.
(All right, the 100th poster)

AATH:
He thought love was a bitch.
She knew love was a killer.

(I didn’t say I was going to be the best out of 100, did I?)

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]]> By: LauraB http://www.arghink.com/2007/05/19/tagging-agnes/#comment-5162 LauraB Sat, 26 May 2007 22:31:29 +0000 http://www.arghink.com/2007/05/19/tagging-agnes/#comment-5162 He fires; she burns. She fries; he ices. She slices; he ices. He ices; she dices. Or some variation thereof... :) He fires; she burns.

She fries; he ices.

She slices; he ices.

He ices; she dices.

Or some variation thereof… :)

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]]> By: Julie http://www.arghink.com/2007/05/19/tagging-agnes/#comment-5161 Julie Sat, 26 May 2007 21:59:29 +0000 http://www.arghink.com/2007/05/19/tagging-agnes/#comment-5161 "You never knew being a food critic was this dangerous." “You never knew being a food critic was this dangerous.”

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]]> By: Julie http://www.arghink.com/2007/05/19/tagging-agnes/#comment-5158 Julie Sat, 26 May 2007 21:08:48 +0000 http://www.arghink.com/2007/05/19/tagging-agnes/#comment-5158 Agnes and the Hitman. Nothing says lovin' like a good whackin'. Agnes and the Hitman. Nothing says lovin’ like a good whackin’.

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]]> By: Rozasharn http://www.arghink.com/2007/05/19/tagging-agnes/#comment-5142 Rozasharn Sat, 26 May 2007 06:53:37 +0000 http://www.arghink.com/2007/05/19/tagging-agnes/#comment-5142 He's a hitman. She hits back. He’s a hitman. She hits back.

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]]> By: Jennifer Talty http://www.arghink.com/2007/05/19/tagging-agnes/#comment-5137 Jennifer Talty Sat, 26 May 2007 02:10:54 +0000 http://www.arghink.com/2007/05/19/tagging-agnes/#comment-5137 This is my very last one. Long weekend coming up and I won't have access to the internet. I will probably go through withdrawl. Agnes and the Hitman: If you think a paid killer is dangerous, just wait until you met Cranky Agnes and her lethal frying pan. This is my very last one. Long weekend coming up and I won’t have access to the internet. I will probably go through withdrawl.

Agnes and the Hitman: If you think a paid killer is dangerous, just wait until you met Cranky Agnes and her lethal frying pan.

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]]> By: McB http://www.arghink.com/2007/05/19/tagging-agnes/#comment-5131 McB Fri, 25 May 2007 18:30:40 +0000 http://www.arghink.com/2007/05/19/tagging-agnes/#comment-5131 She'll do the cooking; he'll do the cleaning up. She’ll do the cooking; he’ll do the cleaning up.

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]]> By: McB http://www.arghink.com/2007/05/19/tagging-agnes/#comment-5130 McB Fri, 25 May 2007 18:29:31 +0000 http://www.arghink.com/2007/05/19/tagging-agnes/#comment-5130 She's his new lethal weapon. She’s his new lethal weapon.

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]]> By: Jennifer Talty http://www.arghink.com/2007/05/19/tagging-agnes/#comment-5127 Jennifer Talty Fri, 25 May 2007 17:45:13 +0000 http://www.arghink.com/2007/05/19/tagging-agnes/#comment-5127 Agnes and the Hitman: Ya'll better duck. Or maybe it's take cover. Either way, they're are a lethal combination. Next time you people are need of a tagline or something, warn me so I can stay away. This is addicting. Agnes and the Hitman: Ya’ll better duck. Or maybe it’s take cover. Either way, they’re are a lethal combination.

Next time you people are need of a tagline or something, warn me so I can stay away. This is addicting.

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]]> By: me http://www.arghink.com/2007/05/19/tagging-agnes/#comment-5126 me Fri, 25 May 2007 16:44:25 +0000 http://www.arghink.com/2007/05/19/tagging-agnes/#comment-5126 I put this at Bob's but i like it so much I'm putting it here too: She thought her raspberry sauce would be a hit…little did she know. I put this at Bob’s but i like it so much I’m putting it here too:

She thought her raspberry sauce would be a hit…little did she know.

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]]> By: Jennifer Talty http://www.arghink.com/2007/05/19/tagging-agnes/#comment-5119 Jennifer Talty Fri, 25 May 2007 11:02:48 +0000 http://www.arghink.com/2007/05/19/tagging-agnes/#comment-5119 Agnus and the Hitman: She's got a lethal frying pan, a dead body in the basement and a hitman in her bedroom. What's next? Agnus and the Hitman: She’s got a lethal frying pan, a dead body in the basement and a hitman in her bedroom. What’s next?

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