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Portraits of Wolfie

I needed a photo of my dog Wolfie because I’m working on an idea for a book that has a dog in it based on him and just having him here next to me isn’t enough. For one thing, he sleeps all the time unless I say, “Cookie,” and there’s a limit to how many of those I can feed him before he explodes. And I have a new laptop (GEEK LOVE!!!!) and it has a camera in it and Wolfie was on the bed with me while I was working, and I thought, “No brainer. Get a snapshot of the dog.”

Turns out Wolfie wasn’t in the mood to pose.
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I think he looks quite noble in this last one, beautiful profile, you can see his massive overbite very clearly. I look like a potato with hair, but you can’t have everything.

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Immediately after this, Wolfie went to sleep and I went back to writing. We stick with our strengths.

22 Comments so far

  1. Cherry Beach on January 29th, 2007 at 9:42 am

    Nice. Very nice. Jenny in Bed with Wolfie. He does have a dignified profile.

    And are those snails parading across the headboard?

  2. wendy roberts on January 29th, 2007 at 9:59 am

    Jenny sleeps with sea shells across her head board. Sounds like it should be a kids’ rhyme.

    Wolfie is my kind of dog. Low maintenance, except for the truckload of cookies.

  3. McB on January 29th, 2007 at 9:59 am

    Love the photos. Especially the first one with that long pink tongue slipping over his snout. And glad to hear you got your new laptop. Does this mean Bob is getting the boat?

  4. Rox on January 29th, 2007 at 10:35 am

    The real fun comes when you use all the weird effects in Photo Booth. My girls have given our dog two heads, for example, which I gather is hilarious.

  5. Gina Black on January 29th, 2007 at 10:51 am

    Oooh. I have one of those little cameras too. Maybe Wolfie could have a video chat with Lion …except Lion also sleeps all the time, too. Boooring….

  6. Sheryl on January 29th, 2007 at 11:55 am

    I thought Steve was based on Wolfie.

  7. Pam W. on January 29th, 2007 at 12:38 pm

    Looks like Jenny wasn’t in the mood to pose, either. Maybe nobody yelled “Cookie!” for her, either. Damn cookie-hoarding bastards…

  8. orangehands on January 29th, 2007 at 5:13 pm

    Pam W.: *snort*

    cute puppy. really cute. geez i miss my baby at home. at least yours kind of takes a picture. my dog runs as soon as she see’s one of us near the camera. huh, come to think of it, i do that too. my cats, however, are fine with it. one doesn’t move (i mean, the only reason we’re sure she is alive and ok is because we’ll poke her and then she’ll try to eat us, and sometimes she deems us worthy enough to pet her) and the other one is friendly.

    and Jenny, which book? geez, for authors you and Bob sure like to be skimpy with the details on your perspective blogs. :)

  9. pennyoz on January 29th, 2007 at 6:10 pm

    Chesteroz is a silkie who wrote the book on Dogs Behaving Badly. As a non-fiction writer he doesn’t see the funny side of dogship. It’s all bad dog stuff as far as he’s concerned. He’s tied up at the moment, and extremely unhappy. The cleaner is here. He is dedicated to killing the vacuum cleaner and wants to be in deadly pursuit…

    Not much getting written about here. It’s all Taming the Shoe… the vacuum is getting closer, the barking is getting louder … and the …

    neighbours are getting cranky.

    EEK

  10. downundergal on January 29th, 2007 at 10:57 pm

    Hey jenny, you should have put a cookie on your keyboard. And then another, and another….

  11. roben on January 29th, 2007 at 11:13 pm

    Awww. He’s gorgeous. It made me go and hug my dog.

    She’s so patient she sits beside me for hours while I type, then when I start to read things out loud she rolls her eyes and leaves the room. I figure the day she stays to listen, I’ll have this writing gig whipped. *grin*

    Hey, Dug. Big wave.

  12. downundergal on January 30th, 2007 at 3:17 am

    Hey Roben - waving back.
    Saving those pennies for Sydney?
    The Cherry and the GAM….

  13. A on January 30th, 2007 at 7:16 am

    The first one is very MySpace :P

  14. Brooke on January 30th, 2007 at 4:42 pm

    You do not look like a potato with hair. Wolfie, on the other hand, is the picture of canine sufferance.

  15. Rebecca on January 30th, 2007 at 9:54 pm

    Wait, is this the bed you were bemoaning in the previous post? In these pictures, it looks pretty cool!

  16. Chris on January 31st, 2007 at 1:53 pm

    This what you need:
    a formal portrait.

    http://christinemerrill.com/merrill/merrillPRICES.CFM

    I’ve talked to her (because I like her name). She says specializes in ‘gray faced canine Americans.

    Maybe she can do you a mural.

  17. Diane on January 31st, 2007 at 3:08 pm

    Oh–I cannot wait! The first Crusie I read was Fast Women and it is the dachshund in it that is responsible for my Crusie addiction. You capture dogs better than any other writer I know (that’s supposed to be a compliment). A new Crusie with a dachshund–I feel like I’ve won the lottery! Er …publication is when??

  18. Vaishali on January 31st, 2007 at 3:10 pm

    Chris: HAH!

    $12k and above sounds about right for a portrait of a pet. And a mural - I’m guessing ~$50k+?

    C’mon Jenny, just how much *do* you love Wolfie?

  19. orangehands on January 31st, 2007 at 6:10 pm

    rebecca’s right. this bed looks nice.

  20. Jenny on January 31st, 2007 at 10:04 pm

    Steve was based on Wolfie. But Wolfie has many facets so he can inspire another dog character. And this book is still in the conceptual stage, nobody’s seen it yet, don’t even know if I can sell it when I get it to the concrete stage so that’s all you get about it.

    Yes, that’s the bed I painted. But it has many coats of Sparkling Stone over the Rough Terrain so now I like it, too.

    A mural of Wolfie. Crossing the Ohio? No.

  21. Chris on February 1st, 2007 at 10:59 am

    “A mural of Wolfie. Crossing the Ohio? No.”

    Aww, come on. He could stare majestically off into the distance. He’s only a couple inches off the ground. You wouldn’t need a very big mural to get to the end of his field of vision.

    Until I chatted with her, I was worried that the ‘real’ Christine Merrill wouldn’t be able to get my dog’s inner psychotic on canvas. But now, I have great faith in her. Of course, I’m going to have to write many more books to afford the painting.

    But if Wolfie is in your books? For you, this would be deductible.

  22. Jenny on February 1st, 2007 at 12:25 pm

    Tilda does all my murals, thank you.

    Wolfie in a mural. Yeah, that would add value to the house.

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