Comments on: Things I’m Not, Part II

By: Anonymous

Anonymous — Tue, 25 Apr 2006 17:15:05 +0000

It’s interesting to read all these names. It’s not so elaborate in Swiss, so we stick to “chéri”. But I really like the bed-warmer too…

By: Aggie

Aggie — Sat, 18 Mar 2006 17:13:56 +0000

BW – Bed Warmer

By: Anonymous

Anonymous — Fri, 17 Mar 2006 17:13:30 +0000

I would use all of them, why be boring? Change his ‘title’ with each intro. Just remember his real name at night! Hubba hubba!

By: Anonymous

Anonymous — Mon, 13 Mar 2006 17:13:05 +0000

Back before we bought the house and he became my baby-daddy, my friends called me & my boyfriend SPIDs. Sex Partners in Denial. Because, as his mom says, if we lived in Missouri we’d be common-law.

Rosa

By: Anonymous

Anonymous — Wed, 08 Mar 2006 17:12:36 +0000

I don’t care what you call him – I just want one.

Lonely Librarian in Texas

By: talpianna

talpianna — Fri, 03 Mar 2006 17:12:06 +0000

Shell, you’re giving us a line…

By: Shell

Shell — Thu, 02 Mar 2006 17:11:39 +0000

You know, if you found yourself attached to a highly-desireable man . . .

a plum of a man if you will. . .

you might end up with a plum-BOB. . .

By: pina

pina — Wed, 01 Mar 2006 17:11:04 +0000

I can’t claim this as my own but how’s this for an alternate: Friend… with Benefits.

Sound a little too HR? Perhaps the ever popular: My Guy?

enjoy!
P.

By: Glo

Glo — Tue, 28 Feb 2006 17:10:38 +0000

So – what’s this about you and Bob? I heard it at the plastic surgeon who claims he gave you a facelift before you moved to New York….

Ah, the price of fame. If only I knew what the hell i was talking about….

By: Megan

Megan — Mon, 27 Feb 2006 17:10:09 +0000

“Lover” always makes me think of the SNL skit. I always called mine my standing date. But I like non-Bob or autonomous space-heating humidifiers.

By: Sam

Sam — Mon, 27 Feb 2006 17:09:36 +0000

Since I’m married and don’t have this problem, I asked my mother about a good name for a romantic companion for the adult female – she suggested ‘Toy Boy’, which is what she calls hers.

By: ButterflyLane

ButterflyLane — Sun, 26 Feb 2006 17:08:18 +0000

Oh, and who wants to be a nice person anyway? Nice people are boring. I’d rather be a touch evil. I don’t get walked on as much this way. (My mil still isn’t sure what to think. I used to be such a nice girl… well nine years of her son have changed that, I promise.)

By: talpianna

talpianna — Sun, 26 Feb 2006 17:07:44 +0000

A friend of mine in college called her fiance her Beloved Intended.

By: Tammy

Tammy — Sun, 26 Feb 2006 17:07:05 +0000

I call mine my “man candy”. He thinks it’s funny. I think it’s funny. And everyone who hears it snickers. I feel the same way, though. We’re a little old for boyfriend/girlfriend.

By: A

Sun, 26 Feb 2006 17:06:27 +0000

I like to call my gentleman friend, my enamorato.

By: AngieB

AngieB — Sat, 25 Feb 2006 17:05:56 +0000

Gentleman caller?

By: MizLiciouss

MizLiciouss — Sat, 25 Feb 2006 17:05:21 +0000

They’ve been referred to as “autonomous space-heating humidifiers” in my little universe…

By: ButterflyLane

ButterflyLane — Fri, 24 Feb 2006 17:04:42 +0000

Boink-buddy? Or as I refer to my sister’s revolving door relationships… the flavor-of-the-month.
I refer to my hubby as my love muffin. Or as he prefers, love bag o’ nachos.

By: Gennita Low

Gennita Low — Fri, 24 Feb 2006 17:03:55 +0000

Nonononononono, I* am the Jenny moving to New York and getting a facelift. Damn, why don’t these gossips get the right Jenny?!

Also, I love it–you got a real BOB and a non-BOB! I’m so jealous. Damn, why can’t I* have a real BOB as well as a non-BOB to move to New York with?

By: micki

micki — Fri, 24 Feb 2006 17:03:13 +0000

Sweetie? Darling? Significant Other? Partner in Life? (Oh, yeah, he’s a real PIL (-;.) I really like the “paramour” suggestion, though. V. Romantic.

Facelift? I think you look great! But obviously, you had a very good doctor on the brow and eyelid, so I think the two of you can decide the next move all by yourselves. Maybe it’s better to get it done while you look great (?).